Life according to a 4 year old

the moon is made of "green cheese" that makes it glow

helicopters have water skis on them to help them swim

People are able to live in China and work in Disneyworld. They travel back and forth by plane every day.

God is invisible and lives in our hearts (but she wants him to not be invisible because she wants to give him a hug)

Easter bunnies are like Santa in that they watch to see if you're good or bad.

Love means hugs and kisses 

You wear swim-soups in the pool

If it's raining you have to have an "underbrella"

Song lyrics and responses:

"dancing in the dark"

You can't dance in the dark mommy, that's silly. You can't see if it's dark.

"I'm pretty good at drinking beer"

hahaha, he's good at drinking root beer. I like root beer....it's a grown up drink. Can I have some root beer tonight?

That kid makes me laugh

 

Allergies can suck it

Ever feel like your nose is a faucet?

Like your head is going to explode from built up pressure?

Have you had so much fluid in your head that your ears pop every time you swallow?

Then you may want to tell mother nature to go eff herself.

I know all of the above are true for me.

My allergies are in full force right now and just a few days ago I felt like I couldn't breathe.

So now I'm on a benadryl and zertec regimen for the now

This of course means that at night, I'm passed the hell out

buuuttt that also means that in the morning I stay in a crazy benadyl haze.

Coffee doesn't even seem to make a difference.

Then again it probably doesn't help that last night's bed time was around 11 PM

Or that Munchkin woke me up at 2:45 this morning because she had an "accident"

Thank goodness for those goodnites bed pad things

I made her clean herself up and help change the sheets though.

I'm thinking that maybe if I make her help with the clean-up process that she'll realize how much more of a pain in the ass it is than just getting out of bed and going to the bathroom.

Now to wake the rest of the way up and go on about my day.

To much to do and not awake enough to care about more gifs or pictures or anything really.

Sorry...kind of.

Happy Tuesday :)

Weekends say whaaaat?!

I came back on a Friday and then POOF! Vanished for the weekend.

No worries, I'm not going anywhere. Y'all know I'm a Monday-Friday blogger. 

I need my weekends for things

Like sleep.

Not much happened this weekend. I decided that I wanted to relax this weekend.

Well....for the most part anyways.

Saturday consisted of the wretched dentists office, homework, and helping mom move.

Seriously, no love for those mother truckers.

I know somebody's gotta do it but that doesn't make me have to like you.

Remember a while back how I had a piece of my tooth come off and had to get a filling for it.

That somehow turned into multiple fillings?

Well, the important one...the one where the piece of tooth came off..

They screwed it up.

There was a gap in the filling and I had food get caught in that bitch every.fucking.time I ate.

Talk about annoying.

And I couldn't get back in until this weekend to get it fixed.

more numbing shit injected into my face.

I actually enjoy the after effects of this part.

I may or may not have slapped myself in the face repeatedly laughing like a crazy person because I couldn't feel it and thought it was hysterical.

Who would do something like that, right?

Crazy people.

Sunday was a sleep until 10 kinda day.

It was raining outside and munchkin actually let me sleep in.

It was glorious.

Did a bit of cleaning and some more homework and that was that.

Tada!

Now it's Monday...again

How Becca Got Her Groove Back

Or at least how she's trying to.

And by she I mean me.

I want to bring this here blog of mine back to life.

I know it's been a while but I had to go on hiatus.

I know it was unannounced and I'm sorry, but it had to be done.

Helping someone set up a new blog today made me realize how much I miss my little corner of the interwebz. Sooooo, I'm back!

Happy dance!!

 

I try to keep the mood around these parts pretty lighthearted and fun and there has just been too much going on lately for me to make sure that would have been the case.

Sooo yeah, a lot of crap has been going down but nothing I really want to expound too much upon so we shall start anew.

Sound good?

No?

Too damn bad.

Moving on.

Munchkin has graduated from Pre-K

I cried.

E. left for work on the road.

 I'm sad

At their first race he managed to acquire this shirt

It's like a tux-tee....only it's overalls instead.
He loves it.


School is kicking my ass
But I only have 6 months left.

I'm ready to be done already

Munchkin got a new haircut

That means it's time for new funny faces
(just like her momma)

That's about it for this post. Here's to getting back into the swing of things and trying to get back to daily posts.

Notice the operative word there, "trying".

What you've missed

A heaping pile of...not much

I know I took a bit of a blogging break

I'm not sure that it's 100% over yet either

I've been in a bit of a funk lately

There's just been a lot going on

I know I keep this blog as an expressive outlet of sorts but I don't particularly feel like putting all of my woes out there for the interwebz to read.

I prefer to keep things around these parts light and fluffy

At least as much as possible.

Besides, I know that I have readers that I don't want knowing certain things.

Soooo, when I get into these types of situations it's better for me to just not blog.

So I've been in hiding

I'm still alive though.
I promise

In my absence Munchkin and I have attended multiple birthday parties and play dates

read: screaming children everywhere making me want to rip my hair out

Munchkin had an allergic reaction to a metric ass ton of ant bites.

The child decided that the middle of the ant pile was the best place to stand.

(i'm a bad blogger though and already deleted that picture)

I went on a best friend "date" with my bestie

There was a bachelorette party taking place next to us at the resturaunt
They were all WASTED

She decided that getting married hungover would be the most romantic thing she could ever do

Waking up hing over, feeling like ass, on her day off, and actually getting up out of bed to get poked and prodded and turned into a "real" girl all to stand in front of a bunch of people to say that she loves the guy.

That's true love

I told her that she should designate a splash zone

Like a seaworld

...only for vomit instead of water

So maybe I'm a little crass.

y'all love it

I had a small piece of my tooth break off

This resulted in my bank account being raped by the dentists office

Have I mentioned ever how much I hate dentists?

I loathe them.

They are painful

and expensive.

Nothing that hurts that much should cost as much as it does

Douchnozzles

ANNNND their ceiling was janky.

Stupid janky ceiling dentists office
I won't be going back there

I found this deformed phallic looking carrot

I helped a friend move into her second floor apartment.

Normally, no big deal

Only except I did it in the middle of a squat challenge

I'm pulling out 700 squats in a week

and I had stairs

....

My legs

...

They burn

....

Times woah

 Can they just fall off already?!


Oh, and I changed my background!
Whatcha think?
I love it!

That's all for today!
I'm going to try getting back into the swing of things around here

Interwebz say whaaaaat?

I'm not really in much of a blogging mood today.

Wasn't yesterday either.

There's a lot going on around these parts.

My brain is at odds with itself again.

Though it's fairly typical for me, it's still profoundly annoying.

SOOOOOO

Here are some random internet finds for you.

 

I want...

If I lived in a world where I could be completely selfish, these are the things that I would want:

...to have quiet time

...to have alone time

...to be near pretty water

...to create

...to get a new tattoo

...to sleep uninterrupted for 12 hours

...to have a batman movie marathon

...to have a harry potter movie marathon

...to have a lord of the rings movie marathon

...to read

...to listen to constant music

...to get the snuggles with munchkin without the whining

...to create

...to not have to pay bills

...to get paid for waking up and/or being awesome

Ok, so I know the last two are pretty far fetched, but wouldn't that be splendid.

And I know I said create twice, but I really want to create something.

What would you want?