Thursday, March 14, 2013

Steak and Blow Job Day


Now that I've gotten my little mini rant out of the way, we can move on to bigger and better things

Liiiike

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Steak and Blowjob Day!!!


And the world can rejoice!

That's right ladies,

You got your fancy dancy Valentines day
Now it's time for the men folk to get their lovin'





So today you should work on loosening that jaw
Relaxing your throat
and figure out how you're going to season that steak to perfection.



Oh yeah...I almost forgot, it's also PI DAY


So if you're feeling extra frisky, make him a pie too



1 comment:

  1. LMAO! I had no idea that any of those had a special day. Please, for the love of all good things, do not tell my husband!

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